Mr Adam...can you help me??

RICHARD SIMMONS · 06-10-2008, 10:39 PM

Mr Adam,

I just want to say I am a HUGE fan of yours. Well not that I am huge, but you know what I mean, I have followed your career in racing and also all the wonderful products you have come up with. I have seen you at the races, but was to shy to come up and talk to you. I really wanted an autograph and maybe a photo but I didnt want you to think I was weird or something. Sometimes when you follow people at races, to afraid to ask for an autograph, they think you are stalking them because you seem to always be where they are, like the food stand or bathroom or buying one of those cool tank tops. I don't think it is stalking but the Pompano Beach police think it is, but that is another story.
But any who, I was wondering how you come up with all the new products ideas? Can you just look at a car and say hey it needs this? Or is it like you are sitting doing number #2 and a really cool idea just comes into your head. I think that is the way some companies come up with there products.
Well to get to the point, I have a new Mustang and here is the problem and I am hoping you can come up with an idea for me. Now I have leather seats in my car which I just Love, but I always seem to burn my tushie on the seats. See I like wearing short shorts to show off my legs (just like you) and when I go to sit down they ride up a little and when I sit down I get such an OUCHIE. Do you think you could come up with something to put down that wont let the leather get so hot? I would be just tickled if you had an idea.
Also you know what would be really totally cool, if you put your logo on it. That way nobody could copy it. And maybe, just maybe I could be the first one to get it and you could sign it for me. I think if you did that I would just faint, OMG just the thought. All the guys at band camp would just got NUTS. Woops did I say nuts, I meant crazy.

Let me know your thoughts
Your biggest fan
Dick

BAMBAM727 · 06-11-2008, 08:45 PM

I want to thank you for taking the time to write. Maybe we can get together after the race next time and get a nice Knish or something. I would be happy to send you an autograph provided you send me a pair of those slammin shorts you always wear.

06-10-2008, 10:39 PM	#1
RICHARD SIMMONS n00bs suck! Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1	Mr Adam...can you help me?? Mr Adam, I just want to say I am a HUGE fan of yours. Well not that I am huge, but you know what I mean, I have followed your career in racing and also all the wonderful products you have come up with. I have seen you at the races, but was to shy to come up and talk to you. I really wanted an autograph and maybe a photo but I didnt want you to think I was weird or something. Sometimes when you follow people at races, to afraid to ask for an autograph, they think you are stalking them because you seem to always be where they are, like the food stand or bathroom or buying one of those cool tank tops. I don't think it is stalking but the Pompano Beach police think it is, but that is another story. But any who, I was wondering how you come up with all the new products ideas? Can you just look at a car and say hey it needs this? Or is it like you are sitting doing number #2 and a really cool idea just comes into your head. I think that is the way some companies come up with there products. Well to get to the point, I have a new Mustang and here is the problem and I am hoping you can come up with an idea for me. Now I have leather seats in my car which I just Love, but I always seem to burn my tushie on the seats. See I like wearing short shorts to show off my legs (just like you) and when I go to sit down they ride up a little and when I sit down I get such an OUCHIE. Do you think you could come up with something to put down that wont let the leather get so hot? I would be just tickled if you had an idea. Also you know what would be really totally cool, if you put your logo on it. That way nobody could copy it. And maybe, just maybe I could be the first one to get it and you could sign it for me. I think if you did that I would just faint, OMG just the thought. All the guys at band camp would just got NUTS. Woops did I say nuts, I meant crazy. Let me know your thoughts Your biggest fan Dick

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06-11-2008, 08:45 PM	#2
BAMBAM727 Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: POMPANO Posts: 78	I'm always glad to have a Richard for a fan I want to thank you for taking the time to write. Maybe we can get together after the race next time and get a nice Knish or something. I would be happy to send you an autograph provided you send me a pair of those slammin shorts you always wear.